ICE Barbie Kristi Noem's giant luxury "Mile-High" bed aboard her $70 million private plane is exposed - and it's hard to imagine a worse use for your tax dollars just so she can cheat on her husband!

The Boeing 737 Max 8 is less "mass deportation workhorse" and more "floating five-star hotel," seating 18 in plush comfort, and boasting an "exceptional interior design" by renowned New York designer Peter Marino.

No expense spared, every detail meticulously executed, per the brochure. Perfect for shackling up to100 detainees? Not exactly, since most deportation flights use bare-bones charters with floor bars for high-risk individuals. Speaking of bars, of course it has one, fully stocked.

DHS claims it saves money ("40% cheaper than military planes") and will serve "dual missions": ICE deportations and Cabinet travel for ICE Barbie and her boy-toy Corey. Stating the obvious, one official said the idea of using such a plane for deportations "far-fetched."

Another said the plane was initially a hard "no" until leadership suddenly said "yes." A bedroom is being "converted for seating." Sure, that makes total sense.

In fact this is the THIRD plane Noem has purchased for DHS, following a whopping $172 million splurge for two Coast Guard Gulfstream G700 jets conveniently amid the October 2025 government shutdown, purchases officials were already calling "wasteful."

Now taxpayers are on the hook for a $70 million airborne palace while families cower in fear of ICE raids. The irony is hideous: mass deportation for the poor, champagne flights for the powerful.

"Clamp down on inefficiencies," they said. Apparently inefficiency means not having a queen-sized bed at 35,000 feet.

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